There is Nothing in the World...
... more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a collector in the depths of an Andre Ethier binge.
And I knew I'd get into those rotten cards pretty soon.
And I knew I'd get into those rotten cards pretty soon.
Labels: fake gonzo journalism, Fear and Loathing, Ripping off The Cardboard Junkie
posted by Chris Harris at
11/16/2008 05:29:00 PM
3 Comments:
No no no... When you rip off someone else, that's an 'homage'.
When someone does an homage to you that's a goddamn Rip Off!
Besides, I did music, you did mescaline.
I gotta get the hell outta here. This is bat country.
I love the double ear flap, though.
Someone gave me a pack of '88 Topps to open if I agreed to chew/eat the gum.
The Barry Larkin I pulled was well worth the day filled with chills, nausea, and gagging.
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